I love Sookie Stackhouse for this reason:
"I wondered if I could get some witch to cast a truth spell on Debbie Pelt, whom I despised because she had been cruel to Alcide, insulted me grievously, burned a hole in my favorite wrap and-oh-tried to kill me by proxy. Also, she had stupid hair."
FIN. 12:32 a.m., Wednesday, Jan. 13, 2010