hey look i wrote a play. ::points::
it's based on real-life experience.

CAST OF CHARACTERS:
marilyn - snow god
azekiel - rain god
murdoch - sleet god
francis - wind god
randy - fog god
bert - sun god

bert- hey guys can i-
azekiel- WHOOOOOSH!!!!! ::whoosh::
bert- if i could just-
azekiel- when it rains, it pours! HA! flounder, my little rain soaked puppets! flounder!
francis- wheee! wind chill, seven hundred degrees. oh yeah!
randy- flerb. ::sets in::
bert- i really wish-
azekiel- watch my skill as i DROWN you out! HA! i'm on a roll! ::drizzle drizzle::
murdoch- steal!
azekiel- hey!
murdoch- ah ha ha! i win! ::pelts earth::
bert- i just want-
marilyn- aw, come on, guys. let's give 'em a day off. they deserve it.
oh look, they're playing in the snow, isn't that cute... ::all stop to watch::
bert- now's my chance! ::shines, spreading warmth and general skipping fever::
all but bert- HEY!::all shove bert down, causing him to scrape his knee::
murdoch- SHAZAAM!
marilyn- oh be nice.
azekiel- ::drizzle::
randy- flerb. ::sets in::
marilyn- oh pish and pshaw! ::turns to earth:: here you are, sweethearts. have a day off.
::time passes::
hey, this is pretty cool, all this power. i mean, i can shut down the federal government! ::becomes drunk with power::
murdoch- i'll help! ::does::
marilyn- bye bye, states!
bye bye school!
bye bye ALL HUMAN CONTACT FOR NEARLY A WEEK! AH HA HA, AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!
murdoch- ::joins::
bert- ::covers ears:: jeez, shut UP!
marilyn- ::does suddenly, and without warning::
murdoch- what the-
francis- wheee!
azekiel- i've had enough of this nonsense. ::drizzles, melts snow::
randy- flerb. ::sets in::
bert- finally, i can-
randy- FLERB. ::really sets in::
bert- frickin frick. ::sits back, waits for the long haul::

THE END
...or is it?

tune in next time, on:

THOSE CRAZY PRECIPITATION GODS!

...i'm going to get smited for this, aren't i?

bad pun of the day:
oh yeah? well fog YOU! ::dances around in fog-like manner::

ink :: graphite