yeah. i got a new whatsit.

makes my diary look hot.
spicy, even.

on a hypochondrial note, i have a giant bruise running along my shin.
i'm not sure where it came from.
it must be leukemia.

::thick silence::

ok, jeez, i'm sorry! no more un-pc jokes from brittany.

::bored silence::

ok, screw it. if you're offended by my sense of humor, you can go home.
so bah. ::nurses ominous bruise on leg::

ink :: graphite