got bun bun a card

but it was funny

meish came with me...

note: is SO ghetto to buy cards at cvs and then sign them in one's car in front of the house belonging to the person said cards are meant for

so yeah. but that's what we did. anyway, they were funny. this is them:

brittany
front: [scribbly cartoon of cat holding wrapped fish]
inside: hope all your bithday fishes come true
in pen: HAPPY FISHDAY!
[stick figure] bun bun
[stick figure with birthday hat and confetti] bun bun turning 16

meish:
front: [entire card looks like a pickle]
inside in pen: someone told me you liked pickles. or maybe someone told me you don't like pickles. maybe no one ever told me anything about you and pickles and i just saw this card and liked it. anyway, hope you have a great birthday with fun and pickles. or fun with pickles. so i guess the moral of the story is...
inside: bet you never thought you'd get a paper pickle for your birthday!

delant�
front: SEX
inside: now that i've got your attention, happy birthday!

~~~~~ so yes

so went to bun bun bday party and random small child, dubbed "band aid" by delant�, stole the show
poor bun bun
ah well

so several pictures of and general cooing at band aid and his antics, the party looked to be drawing to a close

just kidding! ha ha!

we ditched a few people... or they left and we were glad... or something...
anyway, so we vandalized chris's house- ah, *ahem* i mean, erm.
chris i didn't do i swear i wasn't even there. i was home polishing my halo.
aherm. ::throws shoe, hoping to distract audience::

::starts over::

anyway, so we ran off to see x2 and got there too late to see the 730 (or some such similar) show and too early to sit and wait for the 930 show so we bought our tickets, went out for chinese, and called each other racial slurs

side note: sketkh is The Man, and he's tryin' to keep all of us, the white woman, the black woman, the black man, and the pino pino down.
but we will previal!
also: people walking by must think we're the most closed minded people alive when in reality we are accepting beyond the point many of them are.
the irony is so funny it hurts.

then we got back to the theater and APPARENTLY securing tickets does not mean securing seats
and mr. super anal usher man broke out the flashlight and everything just to prove us right:
there were 4 seats left in the theater, none of which were even remotely close to one another, and five ticket holders in our group plus about eight more that came in after us
something about selling more tickets than one has seats just sounds...
not well thought out to me.

so we demanded refunds and, after yelling across the parking lot to ppl who looked a lot less dirtygross before they came near us

sample conversation:
me: HEY! HEY YOU! YOU THAT ARE THE ONLY PEOPLE IN THE PARKING LOT! YEAH YOU! WHAT IS THERE TO DO HERE?
random guys: WHAT? NOT REALLY ANYTHING! WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
delant�: FLORIDA!
random guys: ...WHAT PART?
all: MEMPHIS!(delant�) SOUTHERN!(brittany) THE SOUTH PART!(sketkh) OTHER GARBLED ANSWERS!(all)
random guys: OH! I'M TIRED OF YELLING! [walk over as group panics and hides the stupid skinny white girl]
random guys: [list seedy bars, etc. even though the people they are talking to are obviously giggly underage teenagers who all look roughly twelve]
and when they finally left we decided there was only one thing could do...

so we took ourselves bowling

and who'da thunk bowling could be so much fun:

bowling soup

directions
mix names and inside jokes:
JOE - tameika
JOE WHO - sketkh
JOE MOMMA - brittany
AAAHHH - bun bun
MARY - delant�
shake well; stir in obnoxiousness
go heavy on the referring-to-selves-loudly-in-third-person-using-adopted-names
let sit until frothy
enjoy

then, halfway through the second game, we realized it was 1130 and our provisionals run out at 1200

so there was racing home...
well, there was racing home in murray. sketkh drives like an old lady.

but by the time we arrived back at bun bun's casa it was after midnight so i stayed at tameika's casa 'stead of risking getting et by the fuzz

had great great talk till like 300 that morning and woke up to find contacts were thrown away by unknowing tameika sister

i mean come on
OBVIOUSLY the two shot glasses half filled with water contained contacts. how could she not know?

but anyway.... mummy came with contacts and i cleaned today and saw x2 with cody (sibling bonding... how cute!)

and it's way late and joe momma's got escuela tomorrow and so she's gonna go

~~~~~
p.s. hair is way hot still... color rocks my socks

p.p.s. bun bun's parents are muy accomodating and wonderful and band aid is my favorite

goodnight all

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