You know it's a snow day in college when...

-The Diner is packed at 1:30, not because it's lunchtime, but because that's when everyone just woke up.

-Snowball fights happen at 11:00pm and are far more violent than any snow fun you remember as a kid... but you and Rachel kicked The Pocket's ASS so it was just sweet

-Lewd snowmen litter the campus

-Diner trays disappear in mass quantities

-The entire campus is slush from a combination of snow football, snowball fights, and snow/mudmen

-The cold and possible cancellation of classes is used widely as an excuse to keep the alcohol flowing

ink :: graphite