People are always going on about how they wish they could just not remember embarrassing things they have done. But the thing about not remembering is you still did it and you'll have to face that someday. And generally that day is sooner than you want it to be. Like the very next day. When Carrie comes downstairs and tells you.

The cool thing though is when no one remembers and you theorize about alien abductions. And the thing you thought might have happened definitely (probably) didn't. And that is a relief.

We had a nice clean day today with cupcakes and laundry and Dirty Dancing, all somewhere that is not here.

Welcome to being Irish!
-Kevin

P.S. Forrest Gump is my SHIT.

P.P.S. this is Jess's away message...

Me: did i tell u about my drea,
Brit: fuck fuck fuckity fuck
nooo what about it
Me: where the guy and gitl, after battleing for hell learned about a long battle
they jumped
into a cieling fan
and went to "heaven"
but neither of us believe ib spinning
Brit: interesting
ceiling fan = heaven

Which led to the away message: "Heaven's in winners."

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